Going Somewhere

On Geisha & Cephalopods
April 14th 2017

This is a translation of a German post. View original or Never translate German
Two kids sitting around a small puddle playing near a lake
Play with me
A woman smiling and posing for pictures in front of a river, making a bunny-ear gesture behind her own head
Bunny
An old woman wearing a pink sweater and salmon fishing hat standing in front of a crowd
Less is more
A branch of cherry blossoms against a cloudy blue sky
Blue Sky
Geisha, Geiko, Maiko

It's early evening in one of Kyoto's most prestigious districts — Gion. As we walk past the classy restaurants behind high wooden fences, I hear the telling sound of high wooden shoes clacking on the asphalt behind us. A young woman in a kimono hurries down the street, carrying a large bottle of wine.
A group of Geisha in brightly coloured Kimonos walking along a rainy street in Kyoto under red umbrellas in the evening, a red-and-white taxi passing them on the left
Geisha & Maiko in rainy Kyoto
I don't pay attention for a second and almost block the way of a Geisha and three Maiko with their skillfully painted faces emerging from a door behind me in elaborate kimonos — one of them bows slightly, then they all open traditional paper umbrellas and make their way over to a taxi waiting in the rain.

I don't want to re-hash the entire Wikipedia page on the Japanese cultural phenomenon of the Geisha (or Geiko, as they are called here in Kyoto), but the article definitely offers a fascinating insight into an entirely different facet of Japan.
I still want to briefly write about a core misconception that we Europeans tend to have with regards to Geisha: While the profession of the Geisha originated from the pleasure districts of feudal Japan and arguably has evolved from prostitutes, it has quickly been entirely separated from prostitution: A Geisha masters the art to entertain. This includes conversation skills as much as traditional dance, singing, or other displays of performing art. They belonged to the most educated classes of society, were trained from early childhood and still today enjoy tremendous prestige: To have your event attended by a Geisha, you had to belong to a societal elite or at the very least have some strong contacts there.
And while historians argue whether Geisha and Maiko were suppressed women or the feminists of their time, it is mostly indisputable that it was very difficult for women in 19th century Japan to live a life as independently as Geisha did it - without marrying a man, that is.
Close-up of moss and rope on a tree trunk
Zen Garden, up close
Branches of white and pink cherry blossoms
White, Green, Pink
One highlight of the sakura season for Kyoto residents is the yearly dance performance of the local Geiko and Maiko — one of the rare opportunities for 'regular people' to see them perform their arts. Unfortunately, photography is forbidden during the performance, but I can highly recommend it to anyone who finds themselves in Kyoto around that time of the year. It's quite stunning.
A sculpture of a large white cat wearing a metallic space suit and a glass sphere on its head
Space Cat...
Close-up of a poster showing a man in an orange spacesuit walking through a corridor with blue Japanese text on top
... and Space Guy @ Kyoto University of Arts and Design
Baby Squid Okay?

It's just past nine, and the female half of the family declares that they are 'not that hungry' and would rather stay home — the rest makes its way to Shijo. I found a promising Korean restaurant on the Map which we find after traversing a maze of sliding doors. One might have been able to tell that this is a bit more upscale of a place from the exclusively Japanese reviews on Google Maps, but hey — there's only two of us left, anyway.
Unfortunately, the staff is not Korean enough to quite understand my 'Dolsot Bibimbap', but oh well. All of the cooking is done right behind the counter we sit at — the cook, who is also the designated English-speaker of the venue, asks us Starter Baby Squid okay? — Sure, baby squid okay.

Whole Baby Squid, with eyes and stuff — 5/10, tastes pretty good, but psychologically hard to eat.

After that, there's Tteokbokki — tasty, but not nearly as spicy as the original — and Dolsot Bibimbap — pretty authentic in an absurdly hot stone bowl and, despite a warning from the staff, not that spicy. To finish things off, some Kimbap — 9/10, nothing to complain about — and some entertainment from our cook, who asks us about our travels and explains that he used to be a French cook for a while. Where Kyoto best food? "Here", of course. He laughs.
A man and a woman in traditional Japanese clothing sitting in the arch of a red-brick support pillar
Framed
A close-up of a lightbulb distorting and reflecting silhouettes of leaves and branches in the background
Golden Hours
A glass lightbulb illuminating a branch of cherry blossoms at dusk
Illumination